eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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