You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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