We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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