My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Come on in and take your pants off
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