Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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