I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Houston, we have a blender
being pregnant is like rehab
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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