Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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