There was a lot of him and a little penis
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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