you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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