Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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