What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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