Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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