FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Randomize
