YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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