she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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