so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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