return my video game
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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