You just made me feel so damn special
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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