At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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