I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
