Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
