Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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