I don't usually arrange sex via text message
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
two words: eviction party
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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