Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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