hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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