drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I am available for nakedness
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