Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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