tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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