Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i came on her dog
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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