i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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