Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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