dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
