Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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