His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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