You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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