I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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