You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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