so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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