I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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