So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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