Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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