Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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