do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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