Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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