my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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