But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
