I need help removing her.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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