That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
