I feel great
I just peed on a car
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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