He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
