Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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