and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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