She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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