Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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