this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
